DISScography
by Diss Allusion
Just Released!
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Imagine a world where cake knives and facial frosting are used to trade dignity for access. Well, you don't have to. Just look up the monstrous before and after photos of America's most prominent conservative, filler-fueled socialites, politicians and media hacks.
We won't name names because we're smarter than that. You know who they are. One might even look like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine and Morticia Addams.
Current Releases:
Fallin' to the Magats
Now you know why you were supposed to learn all that boring, meaningless stuff in high school history class. Many once-great societies unraveled because the human mind is as fragile as paper-thin glass.
Present-day America is no different — the snake oil salesman is just a more urine-toned shade of orange, and the worms Pink Floyd warned us about traded in the red coats for hats.
Ice Barbie Cometh
In a different time, huddled masses were welcomed to America and due process was more important than nickel-thick makeup, hair extensions, and eyelashes as big as lawn rakes.
These days...well...just compare recent tragic videos from the heartland to their subsequent questionable 'characterization' by our 'leaders' within hours of the events.